lawyer and palestinian ...joke

موضوع: lawyer and palestinian ...joke 20/12/2009, 23:21

An American lawyer and a Palestinian are sitting next to each other on
a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that this Palestinian is so dumb
that he could get one over on him easy...So the lawyer asks if the
Palestinian would like
to play a fun game.

The Palestinian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely
declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says
that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't
know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't
know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says.

This catches his attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to
play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the
distance from the Earth to the Moon?' The Palestinian doesn't say a
word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it
to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Palestinian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his
laptop and searches all references he could find on the internet. He
sends e-mails to all the smartest friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the
Palestinian and hands him $500. The Palestinian pockets the $500 and
goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the
Palestinian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four?'

The Palestinian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes
back to sleep.

Don't mess with Palestinians!

زائر

Now, it's the Palestinian's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a
hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his
laptop and searches all references he could find on the internet. He
sends e-mails to all the smartest friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the
Palestinian and hands him $500. The Palestinian pockets the $500 and
goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the
Palestinian up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs
and comes down with four?'

The Palestinian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes
back to sleep.

Don't mess with Palestinians!

ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

والله هالفلسطيني مو قليل عقدة للمحامي يا حرام

بس ابو النعاج بيني وبينك شو اللي بطلع لاعلى التل بثلاث ارجل وبرجع باربع ؟

فعلا لا تلعب مع الفلسطينيين

مشكوووووور يا عزيزي

موضوع: رد: lawyer and palestinian ...joke 23/12/2009, 20:15

ههههههههههههههههههه
انا اتوقع واحد من قرايبي النعاج
لانو هاي ما بيساوها غيرهم

موضوع: رد: lawyer and palestinian ...joke 14/6/2011, 18:24

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