jokes for kids 2012

jokes for kids 2012
jokes for kids 2012


Father: I remember my three animals give us milk Son: three cows.


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One child went to his mother and told her: Mom, give me money until I give the poor man Azak (shouting) in the street. Happy mother's heart for her child and gave him good money, then I asked him: Why Azak this man and I have ... The child said he shouts ... Ice cream ... Ice cream.

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Said the mother to her child: Put the thing that scared him in the box and closed it. The child so he put the key in the box and closed it.

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One of those went to visit his friend, and when the bell struck out his small son said to him: Peace be upon you my darling .. Your father is? The boy said: Yes exist. He said to him: Well you know my name? The boy went quickly to his father and said to him: the Pope and the one at the door what is his name.

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A child said to his aunt that visit them: O ugly!! Fnafth and his mother forced him to apologize to her, the child said to her, 'I'm sorry you're ugly.

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Cried the mother in her young son: Why late? Did you go back from the grocery store quickly? He said Son: Yes, Mama .. But did not tell me to go fast.

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